My All-Time-Favorite Movies:

Beheading Private Ryan, written and directed by Admiral General Aladeen. An American soldier is arrested and beheaded for being an American. Comedy.

When Harry Kidnapped Sally, written and directed by Admiral General Aladeen. Sally realizes she loves her kidnapper, Harry. The same thing happened to me when I kidnapped Linda Evangelista. I am now working on the sequel, When Sally’s Country Refuses to Negotiate With Terrorists, Things Do not Go Well for Sally.

The Hunger Games, written and directed by the late Kim Jong-il. An adventure film where 7 million people compete to see who can lose the most weight. Have you seen my fat friend Kim Jong-un? He looks like a man who just swallowed another man